f-tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

Bumble Tard

Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.

"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.

by Zinkster October 10, 2005

art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

Tard Magnet

Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.

Made of shiny chrome and spewing sweet smelling soda the fountain was just about the perfect tard magnet.

by joskarith November 11, 2004

Semi-tard

Definition: somebody who does something retarded, but is not retarded

e.g.
"Tim just bit his own tongue and now its bleeding"
"What a semi-tard"

by Brecknock February 2, 2010

Titty Tard

the morons that make retardedly ignorant, nonexistant terms about boobs

"all you rejects who posted titty words are titty tards"

by fagspissmeoff March 29, 2010