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taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 29, 2010
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talethia

A female that has a heart of gold. Loving, caring, and nurturing too every person she comes in contact with. She is like a mother figure to most and can see the good in anyone.
Talethia was the always kind too me. She is like a mother too me.
by Ms.TashaBaby July 12, 2017
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Talientia

She is a witch, Magi, dedicated spiritual satanist, artist, obbsessed with the occult, paranormal, strange, ect. Her wattpad, Instagram, kik, Tumblr and twitter are all @talientia

Talientia means someone with enormous strength, dignity, power, willpower and talent. There is one person on the planet who came up with this name and she is the person above.

A name that holds great power.
Talientia is my magickal name.
by Talientia October 8, 2016
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talentless

In acting: Kate Bosworth.

In music: Yellowcard.

Also see talented.
Talentless actors make you go blind and talentless musicians make you go deaf.
by dref said right June 9, 2004
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Talentless

Someone who possesses no talent whatsoever.

Examples: Billie Eilish, Charli D'Amelio, 6ix9ine.
Mary: Hey Johnathan, do you like Billie Eilish?

Johnathan: Hell no! She’s talentless!
by furri.boi June 2, 2020
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talentless

To be talentless is to endure a relationship with a sexually unattractive person, where talent refers to the fitness of your partner, and not your ability to pull a fox.
You may also be single, and therefore completely talentless.
Captain Scarlet: "Your lass is rough as fuck."
A Mysteron: "Argh, I am talentless."
by MEFF February 13, 2009
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Take my talents to South Beach

When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.

Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
by guitar12988 July 28, 2010
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