by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019
When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
by Kicklndaballz February 11, 2012
hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
by SunkenShips November 20, 2015
by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019
by SRG22 September 25, 2014
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma October 01, 2014