Denting the Turd

The act of anal sex.

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."

by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 09, 2011

Frosted Turd

When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.

I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.

by Steven Jonesss July 02, 2008

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

stuck turd

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

by scart July 11, 2003

turd buncher

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006