Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm

S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !

by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

yes no toaster

a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english

Mmmhhh...Yes no toaster?

by memeduhface April 25, 2019

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Toaster

Toaster: noun (plural Toasters) An ethnic slur denoting a Cylon, usually a Centurion, as they resemble 'walking chrome toasters' but can also applied to any other kind of Cylon.

"Fraking Toaster!"

by cyx1105hGr1a August 5, 2008