Thunder fud

To engage in the act of female masturbation to an epic scale. A thunder fud can last anything from a matter of hours to an entire menstrual cycle.

"Lizzie I havn't seen you for weeks. Have you been having another thunder fud?"

"...yes."

by ian penn May 30, 2009

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

Thunder-wank

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.

"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques

by Moon Lander July 14, 2015

Catholic Thunder

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.

Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.

by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010

thunder twat

the pussy of an obese woman

rosanne barr has a dirty thunder twat

by tim martin January 1, 2007

thunder cunt

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.

Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick

by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011