(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.
Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)
by IsseiHyoudou893 August 26, 2024
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Standard Proceege

The highly effective strategy in CS:GO wingman on lake, in which both CT players hold the site by camping upstairs and looking down onto the site.
Right. Only way to win this game is to do the old standard proceege.
by pareppa July 15, 2021
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Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.
Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
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Soda Standards

A ranking set list, in which guys only date 7+ rated 1-10 girls. This refers to the soda brand 7 UP.
Naw man, i have Soda standards, she's a six
by BlainerJ April 11, 2011
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Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
by theartofbeingbopular June 03, 2011
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standard tackle

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Grimist Standard

The belief of morality and haram friendly acts, the true world if sanctuary in a world of humans lacking humanity. Grimist Standard is the absolute belief in science, and conciousness, with the outside belief in reincarnation of the conciousness other than the mind and its memory of said conciousness. Grimist/Grimism often refer to acts such as death or the sanctity of life as metaphoric gods. The transformation of consciousness is what is know as the void and its rebirth, Time is the father of live, and the planet the mother, the star the grandparent, the universe its evolution, and the galaxy as the beginning. Grimism is a relaxed version of conservative view and the truth of real science and the beauty of history and its its darkness.
You believe in reincarnation but are defined as science and its origin of concision, you must be of a Grimist standard belief.
by (UBS) Favaro Grim March 20, 2023
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