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Kevin

Kevin is nice.
by KP1369 December 21, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either
Kevin is small penis
by CrapSissy November 13, 2019
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Kevin

I said, “It’s not a faze Kevin”
by UwUmigirl July 2, 2019
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Kevin

A Kevin is a kind person and he loves to cuddle . He will do anything he is told , he is a cute simp but not what you call hot . He loves to talk and loves to hang out with you. You should never doubt a Kevin he is a sweet guy you should never loss him.
by Thewildkitty November 16, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
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Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"
Oh, Kevin!!!
by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021
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kevin

just an ordinay pigeon, made extra-ordinary by louis tomlinson
KEVINNNNN!!!
by pienpien February 23, 2021
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