Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

Wire Guy

LIKE THE WIRE GUY!

Hym "The wire guy! From the video! That's why the public reacted that way. It goes beyond just some vapid critique of the passage of time. He had imbued that spool of wire with meaning and he wife was completely incapable of seeing it. And the audience WAS NOT. It might as well have been glowing with blue fire like something out of JuJutsu Kaisen (And like, how were you going about using that wire in such a way that it lasted you 40 years!? What the fuck were you using it for!? That is insane!) But THAT is the magic leaf."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

/wire

a cool server on discord.com with ageplayers

I joined the /wire server and started ageplaying with my dada

by tinylittlegirl92 April 21, 2025

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.

"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024