Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.

Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.

by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013

Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"

by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010

Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.

"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."

by ratface83 February 13, 2015

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019

moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017