Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Iced Fingering

The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.

Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."

Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"

by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015

Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache

Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!

by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

Finger pow

Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.

Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.

Those college girls love my finger pow skills.

by TheOneWhoLaughsLast January 28, 2016

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015