Europeans

Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.

Europeans are number 1

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024

European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.

Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.

by Ninjow June 17, 2021