three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024

Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown

When you use your hand on a chicks head during a bj and her eyes water and the slobber makes her makeup runny and her nose turns red from you slamming her face into your pelvis.

It was awesome she let me use both hands and I turned her into a circus clown, her makeup was runny and her nose was bright red. Best head ever 🤡. I love turning a Girl Into a circus clown!

by WoodBalls January 25, 2021

circus style

When you get reamed by something the size of a circus tent with all the performers inside the tent, and oh yes, they are all on fire.

I was on a sales call with a customer and after I told him our price, they reamed me out circus style. Is that a calliope that I hear in the background?

by CykePaladin August 10, 2017

Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

ugandan circus

lighting a teacher's desk on fire while class is in session

Me and Emma gave Mrs. Booher a ugandan circus in 6th period, and everyone was definitely having a good time.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Circus Shift

A work shift worked in tandom with little to no sleep. As such is most common with a carnivals or circuses. But can apply to any individual that works shifts in tandom.

He must of had a circus shift. He fell asleep as soon as he got home.

by carnieboy30 October 25, 2020