circus kiss

Lighting a fire around the anus and putting it out with your tongue

I gave sally a circus kiss

by Circus kiss king February 15, 2021

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

Circus tent

What the COVID test sites look like.

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Circus Ball

When a baseball team commits multiple errors in one play, especially on easy or routine plays.

May also apply in instances of dumbfoundingly stupid individual errors.

The Athletics' display of circus ball resulted in 8 unearned runs, and losing their entire franchise to Las Vegas.

by Bunghole Billy July 24, 2023

Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.

Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night

by Toadtsool October 22, 2023

circus kiss

When someone sets their partners anus on fire and than proceeds to eat them out

Hey babe do you wanna circus kiss later?

by anonymous July 23, 2024