feb 15

It’s the official annoy squidward day from spongeboob

mr krabs: what day is it today spongebob me laddy
spongebob: it’s Feb 15, the most important day of tje year, annoy squidward day mr krabs

by kirbell3 February 15, 2020

freshman 15

when freshmen in college gain 15 pounds because they drink every day of the week and have no self control whatsoever.

Do you wanna come drinking with me and the girls tonight?

.. It’s a Tuesday night.. I’m also not trying to gain the freshman 15.

by TheEmployee August 22, 2020

APRIL 15

You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus

Get a boyfriend

Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now

by Petshisthebest October 18, 2019

October 15

On October 15 it’s grab a tits day

Hey miss did you know it’s October 15 and that means it’s grab a tit day!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Freshmen 15

A excessive amount of weight gained by first year collage students by consuming Alcohol and other carbs during the stress of collage

Dude... You freshmen 15nd on me fatty

by Pancakes99 August 27, 2016

march 15

national boyfriends must be a simp day

OMG, it's March 15th, Ben has to be a right simp!

by 321willywonka January 16, 2021

November 15

National give your girlfriend hoodies, kisses, and food day

Do this on November 15th.

Today is November 15th, you know what that means.

by we tall did November 14, 2019