There is no such thing as a coincidence

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.

There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.

by Nig- August 6, 2021

knower of things

Old Montana folk saying. A person of great stature with humble upbringing, limited education but a personal history of epic proportions.

Some people say Hunter S Thompson was definitely a knower of things.

by Denier February 18, 2017

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017

slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Thingy Thing

When you cant remember a name of any object or person so you call it a thingy thing

" Hey can you pass me the thingy thing that is red"

by Side Hoe69420 March 1, 2019