Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

typical testicle

The male version of a basic bitch.

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.

by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014

Testicle

An alternative adjective for "dick".

Worse than an"idiot"

Not as bad as a "wanker"

She did what? What a "testicle"?

by CleverCain December 29, 2023

irish testicles

Potatoes

Hey could you pass the Irish testicles?

by Poion606 March 25, 2021

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.

“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”

by BigO96 December 29, 2023