Louisiana Lobster Tail

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

by Kowboydave September 13, 2009

Fox tail

A butt plug that has a long, fur tail attached to it. When it's in it gives the impression that the person has a tail. Usually worn by young gay males twinks and associated with Dom/sub relationships.

He wore his fox tail around the house all day yesterday.

by Kindaknowmykinks December 20, 2014

rat tail

fashionable hairstyle of the late 80s and early 90s, cousin to the mullet; a tiny ponytail in center of neck, typically tied with a rubber band and worn with short sleeved t-shirt.

My parents are complete bastards, and showed my girlfriend pictures of me as a kid with a rat tail haircut.

by naptime June 4, 2005

Tailgating

Following a man around a locker room while being nude and having a boner, Hoping that he'll get mad, and "slam on his brakes " so you can make your move on his anus.

I totally tried tailgating that cute guy at the gym.

by Waynezuba December 4, 2016

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

whale tail tease

A whale tail tease is someone, usually female but may also be a gay male, who deliberately wears his thong high enough and jeans low enough that others can see the color of the thong strap from the rear.

Jessica was a whale tail tease at the Mall last night. So déclassé and outré of her to do this!

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

Tamilatoe

A tamil fresh from KFC.

Damb Selvi yo a tamilatoe

by Patelly March 8, 2008