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Susan

by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022
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Crazy Susan

A sex move where a girl rides cowgirl and spins around in a circle
My marriage was struggling and then my wife gave me a crazy susan, now we're renewing our vows...
by Wizard_sleeves August 8, 2025
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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
by Gaypex October 4, 2019
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.
Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.
by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022
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Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017
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