Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.

James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.

Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.

by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stock

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.

Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock

by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020

JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.

Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"

by Le0ne January 28, 2022

Boot Stock

A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.

Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!

by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023