Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
by Pseudonah October 1, 2018
Get the Ghost strokemug. when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Kidney Strokemug. Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!
by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021
Get the Sucker Strokingmug. When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
by Sirius Amory November 17, 2012
Get the Cuddle Strokemug. by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009
Get the Stroke valuemug. When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.
Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the Dick Strokemug. by ccpgm41 September 2, 2006
Get the power strokemug.