"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"
by Mr Fruity April 30, 2016
When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018
1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.
2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"
CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."
2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"
CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."
by Lester Skymaster January 05, 2012
A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.
by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 14, 2010
Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.
by Rim Smasher October 07, 2021
by Online Dictionary December 02, 2010
The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010