Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn

I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk

by Haha.gay December 25, 2019

spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.

Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"

by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009

up to the spuds

Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".

"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."

by christopher burgess September 12, 2006

Metal Gear Spunk

A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.

Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.

Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.

by Seizure67 April 16, 2009

Spunknik

(n) The ejaculant of a Russian male.

"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"


"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"

by John the Heeb March 5, 2009

Spun

The act of getting super high on methamphetamine.

Ben:yo Austin is fucking spun man!
Travis:yea he's stealing my shit again.

by Benzo7 February 2, 2019