spogtoid

If your a spogtoid, your really unpog

The person who killed his wife is very spogtoidalicious

by SoggyBinBag April 3, 2022

SPONSOR

Noun: A person, man or woman, who helps another person by voluntarily providing money and services in hopes that one day some love will be reciprocated for the services. Usually women have sponsors.

"I asked my sponsor for two hundred dollars to pay my light bill.”

“I met this man and he wants to help me financially. He asked if he could be my sponsor.”

“This amazing man just bought me a car! I think I found myself a sponsor”

by Aubrey V April 18, 2022

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.

What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.

by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

Sontonia

A rarity. They are hard to come by, so If one ever crosses your path just know you have been BLESSED. To be a Sontonia is to be intelligent, loving, humorous, genuine, and gorgeous with a smile to die for. Don’t take a Sontonia’s kindness for weakness they are strong, resilient, and thebomb.com .

Wish I could be a Sontonia !! Girl me too !!

You are such a Sontonia, I’ll be sure to keep you in my heart forever !!

by celinish July 8, 2022

Sponsor Hunter

Definition 1: A livestreamer who wants to get sponsored so badly.
Definition 2: A website that helps livestreamers get sponsored and new streamers to help setup and has gaming calculators and news. This was definitely not a self promotion.

Defintion 1:
Sponsor Hunter: I WANT FUCKING MONEY
Definition 2:
Sponsor Hunter: Need help streaming? Gotchu fam

by pseudonym? the fuck is that August 4, 2022