Sloppy Thomas

The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse.
Peeing in the butt

I'd give her a sloppy thomas!

by bubbahana April 18, 2008

Sloppy Tequila

When one ejaculates into a shot glass after already intoxicated. Your drunk friend proceeds to drink it and throws up immediately upon consumption.

Bill was being such a dick so we gave him a sloppy tequila and he puked on this one bitch

by jklc56 January 20, 2011

Sloppy Sperm Slap

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.

After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).

by Nigit November 17, 2007

sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

Sloppy Moe

Having anal sex with a guy/girl after they have just taken a shit. You then proceed to stick your shit-filled cock inside your partner's mouth, in which he/she must swish your cock around like mouthwash.

Dammm yo, my girl took a nasty ass shit last night and I was like damm girl imma give you a sloppy moe.

by Moe Pimpz January 8, 2009

Sloppy dragger

When your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob, and she says its 'OK' to cum in her mouth, but not on her face...then once you finish in her mouth, you pull it from her mouth and smear it all over her face. Like a fleshy paintbrush.

I pulled a sloppy dragger on my girlfriend and got it in her eye.

by TonyNYadman February 2, 2010