Soft As Fuck

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.

Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"

by Deppenator January 31, 2009

Soft Boy

A guy who is very retro for his generation. He comes off as closed off or reserved, but he’s actually protecting his heart from getting broken like in past relationships. He normally likes bands scanning from the 60’s to early 2000’s and maybe some tunes from now. He’s the type of person who is silent, but has so much to say. When he talks about his music or hobbies, he’ll get so passionate it seems like you’re seeing the real him.

Random Girl: “What bands do you listen to?”
Guy: “Vintage Classics like The 1975, Oasis, Strawberry Alarmclock and Weezer.”
Random Girl: “Oh, so you’re a soft boy then!”

by IputthepaninPandemonium December 13, 2019

soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

soft genocide

Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.

"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.

by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019

soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007