The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.
Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.
"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"
"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"
by Deppenator January 31, 2009
A guy who is very retro for his generation. He comes off as closed off or reserved, but he’s actually protecting his heart from getting broken like in past relationships. He normally likes bands scanning from the 60’s to early 2000’s and maybe some tunes from now. He’s the type of person who is silent, but has so much to say. When he talks about his music or hobbies, he’ll get so passionate it seems like you’re seeing the real him.
Random Girl: “What bands do you listen to?”
Guy: “Vintage Classics like The 1975, Oasis, Strawberry Alarmclock and Weezer.”
Random Girl: “Oh, so you’re a soft boy then!”
Guy: “Vintage Classics like The 1975, Oasis, Strawberry Alarmclock and Weezer.”
Random Girl: “Oh, so you’re a soft boy then!”
by IputthepaninPandemonium December 14, 2019
Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.
"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.
by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019
by Nate of Fate February 26, 2009
by nic jenkins September 26, 2003
1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2018
This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 01, 2017