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SNOWFLAKES

1 People who sit on the political fence, 2 their views change with their audience, 3 they never take a stance on their own morals, ideals and convictions,

4 some do this to avoid conflict and others 5 to debate any and every topic, 6 the idea of agreeing to disagree will often be mute to them (+not to be confused with the narcissist) as they 7 state their opinion as fact, 8 saying all kinds of things but nothing of real substance, 9 saying they are against capitalism yet you will often find them 10 Tweeting from their iPhone as they 11 drink a Starbucks, 12 Seen by many as hypocritical~making as much sense as a Percocet addict donating money to pharma.

13 Snowflakes hold onto a system of “dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bullsh*t.” And, 14 give a whole new meaning to, what I say and what I mean are two different things, therefore they are always right (++again, not to be mistaken for the narcissist). **Left, right, conservative, liberal, and yes, snowflakes are not defined by this trait it is Accentuated in the latter 15 much like their namesake, Snowflakes melt when it gets too hot in the political and social arenas
16 highly sensitive 17 easily offended 18 usually dramatic in nature 19 world-wide but the US has a higher concentration as of today 20 everything triggers them often making them a victim, *in their own mind.
June 14, 2021, source; HOG FAMILY, UNINCORPORATED.
The forecast said there would be snowflakes, woah.
by Charityinthe218 June 14, 2021
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Snowflake

Snowflake is a term used by sensitive people when they want to call other people sensitive
The people that use "Snowflake" in an argument either have nothing else to say because their argument was weak in the first place
Some people also call someone a snowflake when they have said something offensive, played it off as a joke, and then got sensitive when people called them out for it
Person1: what do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle- optimistic

Person2: dude, you aren't fucking funny. your joke isn't even original

Person1: shut the hell up you dumbass snowflake, go home and cry to your momma

Person2: ah, there it is. "Snowflake"

Person1: fuck you, you sensitive whore. Go fill your holes you cum bucket, I hope you get fucking raped
by Ha.Ha September 12, 2020
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Snowflake Stomach

When boyfriend cums all over my stomach.
After a beautiful love making my boyfriend explodes all over and cums on my now snowflake stomach.
by Amazing Amy November 11, 2014
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copyright snowflake

someone who will strike down anything and everything they deem is infringing on their copyright, even if the violation is very minor or can be rebuked. if the attempt fails, most commonly they will then sue the violator. they also might have ulterior motives.
someone : *uses a photo that's in the public domain in whatever*
someone else (copyright snowflake) : YOU CANT USE THAT
someone : uh, I bought this photo off a stock image website
copyright snowflake : I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about that formatting/editing style you're using, thats mine!
someone : its only like 2 seconds ffs, I can just change it or cut it out.
copyright snowflake : sorry! I have to send a strike!
by Xxnoobdestroyer29xX June 15, 2023
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Snowflake

Justin Matthew Feldhake because he won’t fix his turn signals
Justin is being a real snowflake about fixing his husbands truck.
by MmmmBobs October 3, 2023
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Snowflake

A derogatory name for liberals coined by people who’ve become offended by M&M, Bert & Ernie, sneakers, socks, a coffee cup, a coffeemaker, a holiday greeting, a cooler, Starbucks, Coke, Oreos, Big Bird, Mr. Potato Head, KOHLS, Nordstrom, Macy’s, WalMart, Target, the NFL, NBA, MLB, SNL, Nascar, Univision, Netflix, HBO, CBS, UPS, and (checks notes) Minnie Mouse.
That Snowflake is outraged were taking her rights away.
by jByeDon July 12, 2022
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Snowflake

Someone so amazing you can't look away; the most beautiful person you have ever seen
I saw a snowflake today!
by braddddddleeeeyyy April 22, 2021
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