close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).
Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009
Get the sloppy bob mug.1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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The act of blowing one's nose on a girls clitoris, usually done during a pause when eating her out.
(it is not recomended to continue eating)
(it is not recomended to continue eating)
by SeuxalGoat September 9, 2007
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Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.
Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.
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Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
by W. T. January 9, 2010
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A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.
Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"
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