Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

snifter

A small alcoholic drink - usually whisky - that one drinks from a hip flask or a glass when copious amounts of alcohol are not available, such as in the countryside.

"It´s a devil of a long way to the next hostelry old chap - fancy a quick snifter?"

by andreasegde August 1, 2006

sifty

Dodgy, shifty, suspect. Or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.

Man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
Check out that dude sifting in the corner.

by Gibbonsausage May 16, 2004

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

Shift^Six

A phrase meaning turnt up or high, generally involving the consumption of Cannabis, which is derived from holding down shift and pressing the six key on a keyboard which results in a caret pointing upwards occasionally used to denote being "up" or "high". Also spelled ShiftSix, Shift6, Shift^6, Shift-6

Hello, good sir, would you care to engage in some light cannabis usage, eventually leading to us being quite Shift^Six

Guy 1: Hey man! What'd you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I got hella Shift^Sixed dude it was sick
Guy 1: NIIIICCCEEE

by Chardlz April 26, 2014

shift

To "get away with" another person, snog,

I shifted "yer wan" last night!

by Jonny Wishbone January 30, 2003

sniff

An expression used in the modern era of text messaging to signify a melodramatic sad feeling as succintly as possible.

(Upon the text message recipient not having called or texted recently) Where are you? Sniff :o(

by sk1984 January 12, 2007