suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

I hate snake-eu

When your in an interview and your name is Jhope and you are just in the mood to be extra af.

*jimin pulls out invisible camera and films Jhope*
*Jhope breathes heavily and turns the the camera with wide eyes*
Jhope: I hate snake-eu

by Jins_vocalcords_ahhh May 6, 2019

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 19, 2020

Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad

Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.

by ElectricBob December 30, 2020

The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.

"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"

by majesticasf November 17, 2021

Twin Lakes Snakes

A bunch of wanna be gangbangers that smoke pot, use loser ass vapes and think there the shit. They love fights, only if they have 20 guys behind them, if you ever encountered one by yourself dont worry it is more scared of you than you are of it- Leader Gavin Stankass. Main Rival GC Gorillas.

Fuck,look at the loser Gang Twin Lakes Snakes
These pussy Twin Lakes Snakes can fight for shit
FUCK TWIN LAKES SNAKES
Twin Lakes snakes rape 9 year olds

by Gavin Smells like ass April 10, 2023