smarterchild

a fucking annoying robot

me: i have a big floppy donkey dick

Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick

by ryck June 11, 2006

smart

code for a girl with a large set of "brains"

<guy1>wow that girl is really smart.
<guy2>yea she has a nice set of "goals" infront of her.
<guy1>i always like a girl with intelligence.
<guy3>do you think she was tutored?

by Grill March 13, 2005

smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function

Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

smart

Something more people should be, and sure won't sound if they use all this slang.

That girl is pretty and very smart, that is the best way to be!

by no comment ever March 29, 2008

smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

smartyr

a person persecuted for their superior intelligence

His intellect made most people uncomfortable so he lived alone - shunned as a smartyr.

by capsaxcat August 16, 2014