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Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.
Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison
by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024
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Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.
Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
by mrhds January 19, 2024
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Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.
Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"
by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024
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Smegma

i love how this smegma tastes
by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024
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stagmate

Term used for a male mistress.
That’s Mrs. Smith and her stagmate.
by phxlights451 March 1, 2024
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Smegma

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma
by istriveforporn July 23, 2024
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smegmatism

the sticky aura you get when da hoes vomit before head bc yo shi stinky
that guy gave me a smegmatism
by Omniwordial August 4, 2024
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