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Quebecois Slammer

An alcoholic beverage produced by dropping a shot of maple syrup into a pint of Labatt Blue.
"It only took two Quebecois Slammers for Sarah to make out with the entire hockey team! SACRE BLEU!"
by harm_redux_fuxtress November 23, 2010
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twat-slammer

1: (noun) Very basically, a player. One who fornicates with many females. Can describe a male or female. used as insult.

2: (noun) A pride nickname for a very sexually-oriented person.
Example 1:
Allison: So Cj got drunk and had sex with three different girls last night.
Jaiden: Three?! Ugh. He's such a fucking twat-slammer.

Example 2:
Skyler: That's what she said! Am I right? Am I right?
Courtney: My gosh, Skyler, you're such a twat-slammer.
Skyler: You know it!
Courtney: *Facepalm*
by bloobabadoo February 23, 2011
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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
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cunt slammer

A person who fucks cunts so hard that the pussy bruises and queefs rapidly.
Tony: brad is a cunt slammer
Joe: yeah he made her queef so hard she pooped
by autistic nugger January 26, 2016
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Tammy slamming

When a person (male or female) soaks a tampon in booze & then puts it in their who-who.
Omg, I am so drunk right now because I amTammy slamming a bottle of absolute!
by SmartassSF May 4, 2016
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Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble
We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
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slamming

The act of sex... rough sex with a whore most of the time or a new girl
I was slamming that girl good last night
by RyanVegas85 March 28, 2009
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