tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o May 27, 2007

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Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021

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skid

Commonly used in the programming sector to define someone who is new to the subject language/ and or over-glorifies mundane scripts.

It is combination of "script" and "kid"; Script kid.

Person 1: "He downloading a pinger and thinks it's a DoS tool"
Person 2: "God, what a fucking skid"

by Yicker July 06, 2018

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Swift Kick in the Dick

This Bastard stole my girlfriend so I came up from behind and gave him a hard Skid, It was all down hill from there.

by Princess LongShaft The Viking March 17, 2016

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Skid

Usually a covid denying conspiracy fuckface. Repeats the same bs covid denying talking points on Facebook. Has some stupid profile picture. Thinks they’re being patriotic. Is alt right because they hate everyone. Losers

Covid deniers are fucking skids

by RandyBoBandyCollins December 03, 2021

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