emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010

Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.

Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.

by Aadu26 January 11, 2024

Flower Situation

When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it

"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"

by ArellanoDinoe May 15, 2023

cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014