smeariod

Noun. A triple-pronged combination of a period, smear and skidmark.

AKA. A Turkish breakfast.

“Ethel got up off the church pue after a arduous sermon from Fr. Groper and stained across the polished oak, an ungodly rusty smeariod remiscent of the 170mph tire marks of an McClaren F1 leaving the track at Silverstone.”

by Pedric Fudgenägel September 1, 2022

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Smeargle

A dope ass homie that everyone loves and respects and appreciates and gives free weed and vapes too because they love him

What up my smeargle

by Smeargle September 13, 2022

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Simari

Simari is a pretty brown skin girl, nice, shy, but very loud.

Girl 1: Omg simari is so pretty.

Boy 1: Gyatt!.

Girl 2: what do y'all see in her
Boy 1 & Girl 1: She's pretty nd chill we fw her.

by yougetnobitchs. September 18, 2022

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Simara

devil; a kind and soft person. She's very sensitive person and is easily heartbroken. Simara is to forgiving and when you make her mad she'll rage inside like a firing beast awaiting to expose itself. She thinks the worst for herself and she wants everyone else around her to be positive. Everyone calls her pretty but deep down she knows their lying to her one day she's the devil in disguise she could be a sweet as in angel but once you've betrayed her she's the complete opposite she chooses words over violence. If you have ever made her made sit down and talk to her she is not comfortable with talking to people she doesn't know but once she's comfortable she'll be herself and she'll be the sweetest person, friend, girlfriend, wife, daughter, and sister ever.

never lose her you'll once regret it in life.

your so kind your the definition of Simara

by feufbsdufh832 December 17, 2022

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