Sigmarette

The red-pill, alpha chad form of cigarettes.

Cody: "Yo dude, you want a Cigarette?"
Alex: "Nah bro I only smoke Sigmarettes >:)"
Alex: "Dumbass beta cuck..."

by anonymous April 23, 2024

nightmare brick

A smartphone. Called a nightmare brick as a reference to media consumption (usually accessed via smartphone) being connected to increased levels of anxiety and depression.

I couldn't fall asleep so I started scrolling Instagram and realized why some of my friends call it a nightmare brick.

by Russellsroughneck July 1, 2024

Nightmare

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by Aug7zt._thel0v3r December 1, 2024

Nightmare Pig

Myth, Legend, the Legacy lives on… Teaches, educates, disciplines… Not to be trifled with…

Evil thought they had our card, until the nightmare began…. Nightmare Pig lives on

by N8M4R3 December 14, 2024

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Nightmare piss

It gives you gingeritis and it's very thought provoking. (It is a mix of green crack and banana)

I'm gonna smoke Nightmare piss!

by Fala the Filet Mignon April 26, 2025

NIGHTMARE GABE

the most goated raper of all time who disses everyone's mom and has divorced parents

boi nightmare gabe so tuff

by nosea3609 August 1, 2025