Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

by F. Dude July 6, 2009

Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

shopping bag

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

by G_diddy September 29, 2008

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009