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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.
Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.
by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011
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Curlyworly Shoes

A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.
Make sure you bring your Curlyworly shoes to Istanbul.
by The Cute Russian Guy January 11, 2016
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E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps
Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018
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shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches
by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011
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Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes
She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.
by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018
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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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