shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.

shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches

by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011

yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.

That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.

by The GodFocker November 22, 2011

E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps

Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018

Medgit shoes

MEdgit shoes means condom or a anti sexual product

Ricky:Hey man did you have protection last night?
Chan:Ya man i had some Medgit shoes

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009

Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes

She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.

by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018