shifter

Your arsehole.

Guy 1: dude, whats that smell

Guy2: sorry man, those beans I had made my shifter sneeze

by chongo November 2, 2013

shitaro

the common reference to the Camaro made by Chevrolet. due to its inferiorities as compared to the Ford Mustang, MANY have dubbed the car Shitaro.

hey bro, did you buy a new 09 Shitaro

bro the Shitaro got pulled my that mustang

Aigh Ethel, did i leave the marlboros it the Shitaro again.

by juan valencias July 6, 2008

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

Dragon Shirter

Male who is into such things as Anime, Magic the Gathering, online games - especially mmorpgs - and porn. They are identified easily by the wearing of a dragon shirt and a pleather jacket. Sometimes they come in the gothic variety. Usually listen to Slipknot, KoRN, Marilyn Manson and White Zombie. Rarely bathe, stay on the computer 12 hours a day and make like friends when forced to go outside their dragon cave (not filled with treasure I might add, usually a dirty stinking mess).

me: Dragon shirter at 2 o'clock

friend: where?

me: in the dungeons and dragons books section of course!

by dutchy00 August 9, 2009

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Shister

3 sexy girls with lisps

Commonly call themselves SHISTERS

Did u see the shisters over there they had mint lisps

by Lispshister May 11, 2018

shister

a stupid thing many basic white girls say. if you say "shister", you are basic, and trying desperately to be cool. shister is like the female version of bro, but more cringey.

hey shister, wanna go shopping after school?

hey shister you up?

whats up shister?

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019