shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Shampit

A dance

Wow that was a really fun shampit!

by Sugar Shawne May 15, 2017

Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.

Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence

by nodman December 5, 2017

Shampooëren

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

by Helmop January 22, 2018

Sasparle

An alive charming and radiant individual in the wild parts of the country of Quebec, feeds mainly on jokes and cannot refrain from joining a current conversation. He uses the semi-circular opening situated under his nose to emit sounds similar to the human beings when he is in danger. He possesses a baguettophile tendency and when he is angry, some baguette bread emerges from its ears.

-My apple was good, I Sasparled it !
-Oh my god ! I just Sasparled all over my baguette !
-Could you be the great Sasparle ?

by Sasparle May 8, 2018

Shampoodead

Look how easy me mek a word breda a bean duh dis.

Shampoodead believed anything he saw on the internet.

by Beenie33 November 2, 2018

shahpoor

big boy thing

wow its a shahpoor

by oofboi1337 January 24, 2019