OJ Session

OJ Session (Verb) The Act of lowkey killing your wife and getting away with it

Yo Dude You Here About Jenny

Yeah Her Husband Had An OJ Session With Her

by OJ "SIMP"son October 23, 2020

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.

I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".

by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021

session

A placeholder verb used to describe an urge.

Dude, first I took that acid and I was feeling kinda nervous, now its just more of a "gimme a drink" kinda session.

by Carlos LeBongo February 19, 2007

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020

St. Louis Make Out session

When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.

Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.

by Senior Carne February 4, 2023