Semen Fart

(noun):The projection of male semen from an anus forced out by bodily gases; commonly following the act of anal sex and ejaculation within the rectum.

"Dude did you just Semen Fart?"

"yeah, what of it?"

by Likes2goBowling January 11, 2012

semen-icide

The act of impacting the testicles of a male causing the millions of sperm cells to die.

Dude, when I was playing soccer the other night, I totally committed semen-icide to the coaches right nut. Looks like he wont be able to procrasturbate for a couple weeks!

by thesemen-icider March 14, 2011

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen Spicket

A term for a cock vigorously ejaculating.

He was cumming so much, his cock was like a semen spicket.

by Homeless Ed February 8, 2013

Semen Revolution

a time in the future when everything will be powered by semen.

hank: the semen revolution has been the best thing ever. if i ever have to fill up my car all i have to do is fuck it.
Steve: it's made the world a better place

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.

Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*

by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018