sega master system

Sega's games console in the 1st generation of games consoles. Used as an insult during the early 90's.

When you had a Mega Drive or SNES for over a year, and you knew someone who just got a Master System.
"Dave got a Sega Master System for his birthday, what a lamer!"

by MasterBates March 2, 2004

jackie segel

a flying penis

Oh my gosh its a jackie segel, thats pretty swag.
#realtawk

by banjie November 5, 2011

el segundo high school

Home of a bunch of snobby white brats. Girls are like Paris Hilton, and guys are either preppy pussies or stereotypical, wannabe potheads.

On the plus side, the teachers are awesome.

This is also where the movie "Superbad" was filmed.

"El Segundo High School is the home of all petty acts."

by LApeeps March 8, 2017

sega cd

This SEGA console would have fared better if the company didn't spend more of their time making horrible-quality interactive movies and just focused on making games which fully exploited the power of the console.

Sonic CD, Eternal Champions, Dune, and Shining Force were some of the best games for the SEGA CD.

by AYB October 31, 2003

segway

A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.

Segway is cool, fun and magical!!

by G20 July 20, 2006

Sega

Sega is a term that white people can call each other since its the white mans nigga.

Dude is on the street sees his home boy he goes up to him so he goes wut up nigga.

So since i'm white I can't say Nigga. If u have ever played Sega genesis all the games go Seggggaaa if u go N****A it sounds the same. So sega is the white mans n***a.

I see my man on the street I go yo wut up SEEEGGGAAA.

by Ron Sega1 September 17, 2007

Seguin

A small town in central Texas with an economy based on crappy service jobs and bogus fines. It's only redeeming feature is its proximity to Austin and San Antonio. Doug Sahm, the best musician ever (Sir Douglas Quintet, Texas Tornados) wrote an Epic Awesome Sauce song about Seguin in the 60's but the local yahoos ignored it because it has weed in it, so now Seguin's only claim to fame is the big cement nut downtown. They call it "The World's Largest Pecan" and a number of residents believe it's real.

Hey, have you heard the new (insert band name here) album?" "Naw, man, I live in Seguin, I have to wait for it to come in the mail.

by Anna Mae Bollocks July 17, 2011