Sebastian

The biggest simp in the world and fucks freshman and sucks at everything he does.

"that Sebastian kid is such a bitch"

by Jewish peopleeee April 18, 2020

sebastian

A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.

“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”

by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020

Sébastien

Probably the type of guy who moans while licking envelopes.

Bob : "Hey Sébastien, can you ready up the envellopes?"
Sébastien : "Sure thing!" *licks envellope* "Aughhh"
Bob : "What in fucks name"

by SébastienNasr514 July 27, 2020

sebastian

the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler

you are so sebastian bro

by ij4769 September 25, 2020

Sebastian Michealis

Simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis is simply one hell of a butler

by Www.uglybitch.com November 26, 2020

Seba, Tala and Idil

the best trio in the world and u cant deny that, they are so close. but Tala isn't very active :(

Seba, Tala and Idil are the best

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

Seba

The purest and kindest girl on earth

Seba means youth and all the girls named Seba are most likely to look younger?

If your friend name Seba you are so lucky to have her

Seba is super cute

by Idk myb you July 30, 2021