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by Slattle December 31, 2020
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Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers
The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.
by TeaN'All February 18, 2021
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Seattle

"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
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Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022
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Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.
When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
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Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
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Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer

It's a slang term derived from American origin to replace

And mock Europe's fish n chip platter. The sea Seattle is your protein from the water while your forest roamer is your meat protein.
"Bullocks is blokes feasting a bangars n mash platter after giving his lady the ol in and out if ye'hungry as me after that deep sea squeeze im finnin to fix some Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer Aftaaa I Bone her"
by Your Favorite Virus Cyrus March 23, 2022
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