A girl who sends you to Urban Dictionary to look up "Korean Baptism" only to find horrendous definition, totally vivid description. Then claims they had no idea. When they specifically told you to go there.
by sweven89 July 21, 2025
Get the Kitty from Seattlemug. It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.
"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014
Get the Seattle momug. The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022
Get the Seattle Tiemug. Not to be confused with the former NBA team.
Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.
Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.
by kimchijames March 22, 2024
Get the Seattle Supersonicmug. by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023
Get the seattle sobermug. When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
Get the Seattle Lightning Boltmug. John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude
by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024
Get the Seattle Steam Drymug.