Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

scruffmeister

To be scruffy, In all the right ways.
The scruffmeister usually possesses three distinct characteristics.
1. 3-5 day old rocker scruff.
2. “Proficient in consuming pudding cups with out a spoon.” Included in their resume.

3. Rings

(Expert level) Seen accompanied by the same girl as the night before; never more that three consecutive nights though.

“Oh shit Rebecca, I’d totally let that scruffmeister have his way!”

by The Scruffmeister September 12, 2022

scoffed by the hand

To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.

"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"

by pie r squared September 25, 2022

Scoff

A big meal. The word is used in Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

"I made a big ol' scoff, want some?"
"Sure, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022

Scofftiscism

So skeptical that the only logical response is to "scoff" at such a thing being true

I don't really know if I like your scofftiscism "scoffy mcScofferton"

by Green which plant daddy and bo January 28, 2023

Scofftiscism

Skeptical to such a degree, that ones only reaction is to scoff at the mere thought

The scofftiscism in his voice when I asked him the question was without a doubt brewing through his caucasity

by Green which plant daddy and bo January 28, 2023

Schoffel

Unlike the piece of clothing (waist coat) a schoffel is a group of agrics (farmers).

Look at that schoffel there's so many of them.

by Askhams finest February 6, 2023