poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

Chickter Scale

The scale from 1 to 10 on which you would place a man/woman according to "hotness"

Ciaran: "what would you rate her?"
Des: "on the chickter scale? 7, maybe 8"

by DrKnight July 11, 2017

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Dope Scale

A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.

On the dope scale Yoli is dope

This dope is pretty soap

by The og dope November 29, 2018

Mr scales

Mr fishers replacement.

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020