The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)

justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve

by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010

Scale

Scottish word for spill, usually used when talking about tea or glass of soft drink.

"Watch yae don't scale that tea!"

by TheDude89 September 26, 2009

Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

shaler

shaler is a school district in western Pa. It is known to be surrounded by rich smart schools and being cheap as fuck. The teachers are 100% "non-highly qualified" under the no child left behind act. so clearly, we suck. some kids are ok, but most are just white girls who have obsessions with starbucks and uggs. The rest are drug addicts

wow he's from shaler? bet he didn't go to collage

by a_bucket May 14, 2015

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009

Full Scale Annihilation

The act of mutually accepted sexual aggression against a female partner you have no regard for, to perform the most vile of sexual acts so they never call or ask for you again. The acts include but are not limited to by any definition of lewd or crued. One must decide the boundries of his own limitations when performing this act. Not for the weak or faint of heart. Must be in fairly average physicial condition to perform task. The objective of the task is to leave the partner with no dignity, morale or self respect of any kind. This act typically ends with a mushroom stamp of approval and a towel or recipients shirt being thrown at them for clean up purposes.

Joe: "Hey man did you take that skank home from the bar last night?"

Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"

Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"

Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"

by OchoShinka July 13, 2010

The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are

What are you on the srinivas scale???

by Srinibobs November 2, 2021