SATZU

A ROYAL SHIP IN A GIRL GROUP CALLED TWICE, THIS SHIP DONT DO MANY SKINSHIP BUT WHEN THEY DO IT MAKES SAPPHIRE'S SCREAM. THIS IS THE MOST LOWKEY SHIP EVER. THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IS SO FREAKING PERFECT IS LIKE THEY FIT FOR EACH OTHER.

Sapphire :give us satzu vlive 🥺
Sana:okay
*but many Months still no vlive 🤡*
Sapphire : satzu vliveee juseyoooo
Tzuyu :okay
*still didn't give any vlive's sksksks*

by Bangtwiceisbullshit December 13, 2020

Jacobstotle Saturday

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".

by theoriginalja November 24, 2010

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015

throwback saturday

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.

That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!

by Hbern23 June 17, 2016

Sitting here till Saturday

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.

Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."

by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017

Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

by bizniztime October 21, 2008

Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

by Hexamous February 27, 2018